50th Birthday Humor
and Turning 50 Humor

60th Birthday Programme. The book of life PART I: 4:00 PM- Gift Exhibit (like framed picture of horses, sculpture of a horse and etc (horse inspired) Red Carpet Style After roaming around the exhibit area, slowly guests will proceed to the Photo Booth with a life size picture of the celebrant Siesta Time (Cocktail will be served) while waiting for some guests to arrive.

Alice's birthday was a special 18th celebration. Read her story at my blog. Another beautiful young friend of mine, Sharna, turned 21 and we did a very similar simple celebration that was also very beautiful. When Willa booked me to help organise her 60th birthday, the six month lead up time was rich with mini rituals along the way. This template consists of a 60th birthday program. If you are planning a birthday party for your loved one and want a sophisticated and classy birthday program template, then this is the one to go for. This template is sober and visually pleasing. You may also see Birthday Layout Templates. 50th Birthday Program Template PDF Format. 60th Birthday Quotes for Friend, 60th Birthday Wishes for a Friend. Here are some happy 60th birthday quotes that you can send to your friends on their 60th birthday celebration. These sets of examples of 60th birthday wishes are definitely appropriate on this occasion. Pick the best from our collection of birthday messages for 60th birthday.

To Help You Speak At A 50th Birthday Party

50th birthday humor is always welcome at a 50th birthday party, whether you are simply telling a story, or a joke to another person attending, or if you have been asked “to say a few words”.

If you would like to know how to make people laugh during your 50th Birthday Speech, by selecting jokes and adjusting them for this birthday, then here is the answer.

If you wish a few good words for this occasion, have a look at these special 50th birthday speeches

If you feel anxious about speaking on this auspicious occasion, I have found music in particular helpful and other interesting ideas that help me relax.

With turning 50 humor you will always make the occasion more enjoyable.

Here are some ideas and 50th birthday humor you may find helpful on the day.

Remember:

Don’t fill up all that you say with just jokes, too many and you can become monotonous, especially if they do not really relate to the birthday person.

So here are four basic guidelines:

1. A joke at the beginning (gains attention) and maybe at the end (ends on a good note) will make your words more memorable and persuasive;
2. Short jokes and one-liners are best. Some personal stories about the Birthday person can spice up your message;
3. If you find a good joke, adapt it to the Birthday person – that way the audience will find it even funnier and personal;
4. Always try to adapt a joke to the Birthday person – that way the audience will find it even funnier and personal;
5. How to remember the joke? Know the story well, but memorise the punchline perhaps with a keyword or a recall word - the punchline well executed is the key

Most important is number 4 above: always select, adapt and change humor for your birthday speech, and your audience will be thrilled. It is not hard to do and can be done in minutes.

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Enjoy the Humor.

50th Birthday Humor

Looking Forward

She was looking forward to her 50th birthday. But she was looking in the wrong direction.

Birth

1. Sonia was so surprised by her birth, she was speechless for a year and a half.

2. Life is full of complications. Even when you are born there is a string attached.

The Birthday Study – It’s Proven !

It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. By reaching your 50th you are one of the healthiest in this room, because Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest. -- S. den Hartog, Ph D. Thesis Universtity of Groningen.

Adapt this Sport Short Story

This Joke can be adapted to any Sport the Birthday person may play. Have fun with it.

John was just turning 50 and he had been playing golf all his life.

He comes home one day and said to his wife, 'That's it, I will have to give up golf, my eyesight is that bad I can't see where the ball is going anymore.'

His wife in trying to cheer him up replied, 'I am sure you can give it one more go. Take my older brother with you.'

'What good is that,' replied John. 'He's nearly 90.'

'He may be nearly 90 but his eyesight is perfect,' replied his wife.

Next day, off they went to play golf. John is a bit shaken up because of the previous day, but confident in his brother-in-law's eyesight. He tees up, breathes slowly and steps forward. And with an all mighty swing - drives the ball down the fairway.

He turns to his brother-in-law and asks, 'Did you see the ball?'

'Of course John' replied his brother-in-law. 'I have perfect eyesight'.

John, all excited, turns back again and says 'Where did it go?'

(Split second silence) 'I don't remember'.

How do you adapt humor to your audience?

Selecting 50th birthday humor is not hard, but making it fit your audience is another thing.

When you find humor for your birthday speech it was NOT created for your audience. The good news is that it is easily changed and adjusted so that your audience will think it was for them.

Here is how you do that.

QUESTION ...

Here is something for you

How Do You Select Humor, Then Adjust and Adapt Humor To Your Audience?

Selecting

50th birthday humor can be difficult, and then, making it fit (adjusting and adapting) to your audience is another thing.

Program Script For 60th Birthday Party

After you do eventually find humor for your birthday speech you'll find it was NOT created for your audience.

The good news though, is it is not hard to find humor and then easily change and adjust it so that your audience will think it was created just for them.

Here is how to select and adjust humor
... and find even more great 50th birthday humor as well

Here is how you can do that quickly.

As well you will find even more great birthday humor, so you do not have to hunt around to find your jokes and humor.

No more searching ...

Find the humor that works for you, and also find out how to

Select the Humor you need, Then
Adjust and
Adapt this Humor To Your Audience?

Here is how to find what you need quickly.

Have fun.
Warren

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Having a 60th birthday is definitely cause for celebration. Whether you’re planning a 60th birthday speech, writing a card, giving a toast, or simply need to wish someone well on this special day, these inspirational words will help.

Finding the Right Words for a 60th Birthday Speech

If you’ve been tasked with writing a speech for someone’s 60th birthday, don’t stress. Birthday speech writing is mostly about being specific and keeping it short.

60th Birthday Gifts

What Do You Say in a 60th Birthday Speech?

You may need inspirational words for a 60th birthday toast or speech. A speech could include:

• the honoree's achievements
• favorite hobbies or things he likes to do
• what was happening on the day that he was born
• information about his early years

60th Birthday Speech Example

Sometimes, you need an example speech to help you get inspired.

When I look at you tonight, I see someone who is up for anything. Literally. When I asked you last year if you wanted to go skydiving with me, you didn’t hesitate. You simply signed the waiver and went up in the plane with me. I was terrified! But when I looked to see if you were worried too, you just smiled at me and jumped out of the plane with the instructor. I screamed all the way down, but you didn’t. You just greeted me on the ground with some of your trademark gentle teasing.

You’ve had so many adventures in your life, and this is just the beginning. You enter your sixth decade with so much vitality and openness to new experiences. I’ve never met anyone with more enthusiasm for life. You’re ready for anything and it’s infectious. You make everyone’s life more exciting with your great ideas and willingness to simply say “yes.”

You’re an inspiration, and I hope you have an amazing 60th birthday. It’s an honor to be your friend.

What To Do For A 60th Birthday

Writing a Funny 60th Birthday Speech

Writing a 60th birthday speech or a special message doesn’t have to be serious. Sometimes it is fun to have a 'roast' where people say a few words about the guest of honor. These don't have to be insulting, just funny or mildly teasing.

Here are some famous birthday quotes you might use.

• “The best speech makers follow three simple rules: Stand Up, Speak Up, and then very quickly, Shut Up.” - Anonymous
• “God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.” - Anonymous
• “To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.” - Oscar Wilde
• “One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.” - Pablo Picasso

You can also insert humor that’s specific to the person. You might share:

60th Birthday Quotes

• a funny moment you had together
• something the person used to say about “old” people
• funny tips on life that apply to the guest of honor
• funny quotes about life that will make everyone laugh

What to Write in a 60th Birthday Card

You may also need words for a 60th birthday card you send, a card that accompanies a present, or an email. You can use best wishes quotes that apply to any birthday or try one of these more specific options:

• “Here’s to 60 trips around the sun! Hope today and all your future days are just as bright!” - Anonymous
• “You're not getting older...just more distinguished!” - Anonymous
• “Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood!” - Anonymous
• “Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years!” - Anonymous
• 'You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.' - George Burns
• “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” - Jack Benny
• “I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.” - George Carlin
• “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” - Ogden Nash

60th Birthday Celebration Ideas

If you are planning a celebration for someone turning 60, these ideas can help:

• You might want to put one of these headings on the invitations: The Big 6-0, Sexy Sixty, Sweet Sixty, or Sixty is Nifty.
• The theme of the party needs to be something the honoree would like, maybe a retro party back to his teenage years. You could play music from that era, or even have a trivia game about things that happened in his youth.
• When planning the food, be sure to have options for those with dietary restrictions, like low sodium choices. Self serve is always good, and one idea would be to have a buffet where the guests could make their own sandwiches.
• For dessert, it might be nice to have 60 cupcakes served on a party tray with tiers instead of a cake. If you have a cake, remember you can get a candle that says '60' or two candles that say '6' and '0.'

Speak From the Heart

When it comes to words for birthday wishes, remember: The best words come from the heart. Whether they are funny or serious, they will be long remembered because you were sincere.

B.A. English